Nik
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Diesel just saved my life! I opened the door to let the pups in from a potty break and the most giant green bug flew in and attacked my foot! This creature was half the size of my foot and I started screaming as I leapt back and screamed some more in fear.
Diesel instantly leapt to my aid and herded the thing away from me and then he pounced on it grabbed it up in his mouth and shook and shook. Then dropped it and the monster got up again!
More screaming from me and “Get it Diesel! Get it! Kill it! Get it!”
Diesel pounces it again and does the kill shake again then realizing I am still in a panic he runs from the room carrying the creature as far from me as he can. He drops it in the other room and then gets in a gaurd stance standing over it.
At this point I call my husband in a panic. I am hyperventilating and half in tears.
“A giant bug attacked me and diesel got it but it might still be alive and he is standing over it and I dont know what to do! It could still be alive! IT IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!”
So he tells me to put a glass over it and slide a piece of mail under it to trap it. I cautiously approach the beast and quickly do so.
The creature didnt move again so I am fairly sure it was dead but wasnt sure enough to proceed any further.
When husband came home he laughed at me. He says this horrific man eating giant bug monster that attacked me was a grasshopper.
So Diesel saved my life. Afterwards Diesel, Kahlua and BrrBeary all piled on top of me and tried to calm me.
Once husband came home and removed horrific monster bug from house Diesel decided it was time to celebrate.... by fornicating with his bed.
Diesel instantly leapt to my aid and herded the thing away from me and then he pounced on it grabbed it up in his mouth and shook and shook. Then dropped it and the monster got up again!
More screaming from me and “Get it Diesel! Get it! Kill it! Get it!”
Diesel pounces it again and does the kill shake again then realizing I am still in a panic he runs from the room carrying the creature as far from me as he can. He drops it in the other room and then gets in a gaurd stance standing over it.
At this point I call my husband in a panic. I am hyperventilating and half in tears.
“A giant bug attacked me and diesel got it but it might still be alive and he is standing over it and I dont know what to do! It could still be alive! IT IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!”
So he tells me to put a glass over it and slide a piece of mail under it to trap it. I cautiously approach the beast and quickly do so.
The creature didnt move again so I am fairly sure it was dead but wasnt sure enough to proceed any further.
When husband came home he laughed at me. He says this horrific man eating giant bug monster that attacked me was a grasshopper.
So Diesel saved my life. Afterwards Diesel, Kahlua and BrrBeary all piled on top of me and tried to calm me.
Once husband came home and removed horrific monster bug from house Diesel decided it was time to celebrate.... by fornicating with his bed.