Dumbest things someone asked/said about your dog?

[lovemygypsy]

Good grief!!!

Can't help it, but this cracked me up when I read it.....
Pitbull nipples, OH MY GOD!!!

Every time I think of this I have to laugh.

Some people are absolutely craaaazzzy .

I probably would have told him that he has the er....equipment of a miniature Chihuahua, lol .

What a pretty girlie.
Do you happen to have a picture of the Pitbull nipples?
I really wanna see them.... tee hee hee .

Haha, you are not alone! It's absolutely insane to think that that is a thing! To this day I just can't take the old fart seriously.

Here is a quick pick of the offending (never been bred) 'pit bull' nipples

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[PippatheMastiff]

Lol. Did you get underneath her to get this pic??


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[Elana P]

Haha, you are not alone! It's absolutely insane to think that that is a thing! To this day I just can't take the old fart seriously.

Here is a quick pick of the offending (never been bred) 'pit bull' nipples

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[Elana P]

Yeup...

Those most definitely look like Pitbull nipples to me....Ohmygod, here I go again

I think my Charlie, has Pitbull nipples too...chuckle chuckle snort.....

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[lovemygypsy]

Lol. Did you get underneath her to get this pic??


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bahaha of course! My son had her in a 'stand' with a treat so i could get it. lol she's too wiggly otherwise lol


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[Yamizuma]

Very dangerous nipples. they might...what?...pop balloons? Never thought to ID a dog by that particular feature before. Darn near laughed my own nipples off - That is so funny - in an I'm glad the crazy man isn't currently giving you grief kind of way!


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[Iulicris88]

Haha, you are not alone! It's absolutely insane to think that that is a thing! To this day I just can't take the old fart seriously.

Here is a quick pick of the offending (never been bred) 'pit bull' nipples

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With much sadness in my heart I announce you that your breeder has deceived you. Those are totally pitbull nipples, unique to the pitbullesque specie. The degree of pinkness and roundness, relative position on the plane of the belly and chest cavity and the angle of inclination proves, without a doubt, that those are pitbull nipples. The only other explanation I can find, outside of your breeder lying to you, is your pup having gotten a boob job, without your knowledge.

 

[lovemygypsy]

With much sadness in my heart I announce you that your breeder has deceived you. Those are totally pitbull nipples, unique to the pitbullesque specie. The degree of pinkness and roundness, relative position on the plane of the belly and chest cavity and the angle of inclination proves, without a doubt, that those are pitbull nipples. The only other explanation I can find, outside of your breeder lying to you, is your pup having gotten a boob job, without your knowledge.

lol a boob job. That must be it! She's shameless and often found on the sofa with all four in the air, showing off the girls!


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[Nik]

I've had people ask me....

"Does he bite?"
As Charlie's tail is wagging his whole body, tongue hanging out in a silly grin, offering his paw in a handshake, and crying to be petted.

No, but he might lick you to death, and drown you in his slobber, lol.


Another one, was:

What is he?
A South African Boerboel, crossed with a Bullmastiff.
Oh, I thought he was a normal Mastiff...
Well, he is, but not an English Mastiff, if that's what you mean...
No, I mean a regular Mastiff, like a Bulldog or a Boxer...

And the best yet....

What breed is he?
A South African Boerboel, crossed with a Bullmastiff.
Oh yea, they're great dogs. My mother in law had a miniature one for years...

Hahahaha omg !!! " A regular mastiff, like a bulldog or a boxer" I am dying here!!!

I am also such an elitist snob when it comes to people who don't know dog breeds. ROFL

And a miniature south african boerboel/bullmastiff?!!! Hahaha Some people...

 

[Nik]

lol a boob job. That must be it! She's shameless and often found on the sofa with all four in the air, showing off the girls!


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OMG Lulicris and lovemygypsy - You two are too much!!! Pitbull nipples and doggy boob jobs!!! Oh that is just too good. :-D

 

[Elana P]

Hahahaha omg !!! " A regular mastiff, like a bulldog or a boxer" I am dying here!!!

I am also such an elitist snob when it comes to people who don't know dog breeds. ROFL

And a miniature south african boerboel/bullmastiff?!!! Hahaha Some people...

Hey Nik,

You'd be surprised at how many people have actually argued with me about "THE FACT", that there are miniature Mastiffs (Pit Bulls, Staffordshire Terriers, Pugs), miniature Boxers ( Pugs, Boston Terriers) miniature Airedales (Welsh Terrier, Lakeland Terriers, Irish Terriers) and miniature Dobermanns (German Pinschers, Mini Pinschers, Chihuahua) .

Oh, and did you know, that the Bullmastiff, is a white dog, with pointy ears, and a funny shaped nose....sort of looks like (now get this) like a white baby pig ??? .

 

[cj-sharpy]

I think the most stupid question I was ever asked was a follow up question.

This day was early on in Max's rehab.
I had him out, with a friend and her dog, for a walk.
We had stopped for a drink and we purposely sat down at the furthest point from anyone else we could.
Knowing we were a good distance (where Max would be happy we were not being bothered) from anyone else I took off his muzzle so he could drink and have some treats and kisses.

A man approached but stopped maybe 20ft away. This distance was fine.

"Does he bite, I saw the muzzle"

"Yes mate he can, so if you wouldn't mind keeping your distance, we are trying to slowly work on his confidence but he's not there yet"

Time for the stupid question.

"Can I give him a stroke?"

"Errrrr, you can try, but you might loose a hand"

And the moron still approached to pet Max.

"No I was joking mate, stay away from us and him, he needs space"

Idiot.



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[Elana P]

I think the most stupid question I was ever asked was a follow up question.

This day was early on in Max's rehab.
I had him out, with a friend and her dog, for a walk.
We had stopped for a drink and we purposely sat down at the furthest point from anyone else we could.
Knowing we were a good distance (where Max would be happy we were not being bothered) from anyone else I took off his muzzle so he could drink and have some treats and kisses.

A man approached but stopped maybe 20ft away. This distance was fine.

"Does he bite, I saw the muzzle"

"Yes mate he can, so if you wouldn't mind keeping your distance, we are trying to slowly work on his confidence but he's not there yet"

Time for the stupid question.

"Can I give him a stroke?"

"Errrrr, you can try, but you might loose a hand"

And the moron still approached to pet Max.

"No I was joking mate, stay away from us and him, he needs space"

Idiot.



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So did he back off? Or did he decide to test it, lol ?

 

[cj-sharpy]

So did he back off? Or did he decide to test it, lol ?

He walked away with all ten digits haha.
Max's stand off aggressive attitude pales in comparison to mine a few times in his short time with me.

I used to far prefer the "the dogs scary sound best stay away" attitude of most people.

We did have a stupid statement when we were in a pet shop once.
A little girl, maybe 5yrs, was there and I spotted her coming over to touch Max.
I reacted (a lot quicker than her dad) and stopped her.
I explained that Max wasn't a pet, he was at work, he couldn't be petted.
Now don't get me wrong, at this point he probably could have been, but we were still working in his manners and a child wasn't a test I'd EVER ask him to take.
She understood. Her dad didn't.
"She's good with dogs"
"Well Max has a history and he can get scared, I'd rather not risk it"
"If my daughter can't pet him he needs putting down, fucking dangerous mutt".

For me this was awful, it made me question everything I'd done with him.
Should I have had him put down, would that have been the kindest thing? Was trying to rehab him a mistake? Could I ever get the fight out of him? Was he dangerous?

For Max this situation ended in the best way. The staff who knew him and knew we came to the shop to work rather than shop, came over afterwards, gave Max lots of treats and told him to ignore the nasty man.



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[Elana P]

He walked away with all ten digits haha.
Max's stand off aggressive attitude pales in comparison to mine a few times in his short time with me.

I used to far prefer the "the dogs scary sound best stay away" attitude of most people.

We did have a stupid statement when we were in a pet shop once.
A little girl, maybe 5yrs, was there and I spotted her coming over to touch Max.
I reacted (a lot quicker than her dad) and stopped her.
I explained that Max wasn't a pet, he was at work, he couldn't be petted.
Now don't get me wrong, at this point he probably could have been, but we were still working in his manners and a child wasn't a test I'd EVER ask him to take.
She understood. Her dad didn't.
"She's good with dogs"
"Well Max has a history and he can get scared, I'd rather not risk it"
"If my daughter can't pet him he needs putting down, fucking dangerous mutt".

For me this was awful, it made me question everything I'd done with him.
Should I have had him put down, would that have been the kindest thing? Was trying to rehab him a mistake? Could I ever get the fight out of him? Was he dangerous?

For Max this situation ended in the best way. The staff who knew him and knew we came to the shop to work rather than shop, came over afterwards, gave Max lots of treats and told him to ignore the nasty man.



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Lovely person that one.
Would have suggested that he squat down face to face with Max, and plant a kiss right on his nose, lol.....evil cackle.

I haven't been on this Forum all this long., and don't know Max's history. What is his story?

 

[gilles]

here is a pretty dumb one:
i was walking Kira and someone asked (and he was not joking ) if this was a cross between a tiger and a dog!!!!!!!! honestly lol

 

[Elana P]

here is a pretty dumb one:
i was walking Kira and someone asked (and he was not joking ) if this was a cross between a tiger and a dog!!!!!!!! honestly lol

You should have said : "Yes, and she eats people who ask stupid questions"

 

[gilles]

You should have said : "Yes, and she eats people who ask stupid questions"

lol

 

[CeeCee]

This is a picture of my 8yr old Dogo Argentino 'Bella'. The most baffling comment that I've ever heard while out enjoying a leisurely walk was.

Ignorant neighbour (I.N.): " Pit bulls are banned here you know."

Me: "well, actually they are restricted, but despite the fact that I adore pit bull types...this dog is a Dogo."

I.N: " No. It's a pit bull...it has pit bull nipples!!"

Me:.....(wtf).."uh...no...that's not a thing".

I.N.: "ya look, it's got pit bull nipples!! Someone is going to call the cops on you."

Me: "Well, that would be interesting when they come to the door and can only find my registered Dogo. You need to get your head out of your ass and find out more about dogs if you think they can be identified by their nipples man."

MIND BLOWN!


*He has had Dobermann's before but believes that pit bull types are the devil's spawn. Has threatened to call Childrens Aid because my dogs are obviously pit bulls and they will eat my children. I can't even start with how nuts this old guy is. Apparently now that they've realized that we're actually productive members of our community (part of our children's minor hockey association; in the paper for helping fundraise for kids in the community etc) the harassment has stopped, thank goodness. Can you believe that kind of ignorance though?!

Picture of our pit bull nippled spayed female Dogo [emoji13]


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Pitbull Nipples??? Blah ha ha ha!!! I'm gonna have to remember that one.

 

[CeeCee]

Not so much stupid as funny...

I was walking my pups in my neighborhood and someone actually came bursting out of their front to ask me if I had a barn for them to sleep in. I responded with, "Nope, just my bed."

Another gentleman called out from his car, "That's amazing. Those ponies look remarkably like dogs." That one got a laugh from me and a "I know! Right? Amazing what they can do with DNA these days."