What's new
Mastiff Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • Welcome back!

    We decided to spruce things up and fix some things under the hood. If you notice any issues, feel free to contact us as we're sure there are a few things here or there that we might have missed in our upgrade.

Apollo and his end tables

tb44

Well-Known Member
Alright mm we need to brain storm on how to rescue that poor boy. I'd really prefer not to have to go to the er when all is said and done. But for Apollos sake we will do what we have to do. Lol moo do I at least get visitation rights once you take him home?

No need to sleep with any eye open with a TM in the house....we will need to somehow block their hearing before attempting any kind of rescue...I mean dognapp...mission. Im willing to try though ladies, I want and need Apollo far more than Ruth does!
 

Mooshi's Mummy

Well-Known Member
I think we need the help of Santa Claus...he can go down the chimney, swoop up Apollo and load him in to his sleigh. The we can all wait at the north pole for his arrival and shower him with the love he rightly deserves. What do ya think? All those in favor say MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
 

Mooshi's Mummy

Well-Known Member
Santa is magic, if he can fit his fat arse down my chimney he can fit down yours Ruth. Say bye-bye to fluff ball, we're coming to get him!!
 

ruthcatrin

Well-Known Member
uhuh

Fluffball has a stubborn streak and the last time someone else tried to get him to walk away from me he stopped and planted, I think you're out of luck lol (and so's the vet techs, they're used to him doing what they want, but he's decided he's a momma's boy.....)
 

tb44

Well-Known Member
MERRY CHRISTMAS. I'm sure Santa can ask the sandman for a favor. Santa is magical he doesn't need a chimney! Game on.
 

tb44

Well-Known Member
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are pulling on the reins. Bells are ringing, children singing; All is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

Here comes Santa Claus! [| From: Song Lyrics - eLyrics.net |] Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! He's got a bag that is filled with toys for the boys and girls again. Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, What a beautiful sight. Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
 

NeSaxena

Well-Known Member
When's the plan on for? I ain't waiting till X'Mas. I's sure if we call now, Santa'll be here soon!