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Anyone seen Rugers-Kris lately

DDSK

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Hey has anyone seen or heard from Kris lately?
She seems to have disappeared from the forum, she was one of the most prolific posters.
I hope she is just on vacation, I don't want to see her picture on the back of a milk carton!
 

dpenning

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She is still posting on FB so if she has been abducted her captors only object to the Mastiff forum. :)
 

DDSK

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I was wondering if AB banished her from her kingdom after taking over the throne?
Let her keep her head but made her go into exile.
 

angelbears

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I am really worried about her. She said she was going to pray for me. I cautioned her that the utterance of my name may cause her burst into flames. Hopefully, she will come back all safe and sound.
 

Rugers-Kris

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LMAO!! Here I am! Just have a lot going on recently. Thanks for missing me. I prayed for you, AB! Whether your atheist ass liked it or not. I've added you to my nightly prayers. There are some crazy bible thumpers out there that talk about God being so vengeful...I'm still here after praying for you beside flammable material nightly so that is proof..He is not! Lol I did say the first prayer outside away from the house just in case but it looks like God loves you, too.

Ruger was praying, too and you were involved but I think he was praying that you would bring him some homemade vanilla blue bell since it hadn't returned to our shelves yet. Lol

What can I say? I raised him to have faith but he uses it for self serving purposes. He is considering becoming an atheist now since he has prayed every night and still doesn't have a drop of blue bell!! I guess I am going to have to find some and save his greedy little soul!


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DDSK

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Oh thank goodness I can quit buying milk!
Anyone know if you can freeze milk and save for later ;)
 

Rugers-Kris

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Lol. Chances are if I was missing, a carton of milk wouldn't be where they posted me.:)


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DDSK

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I know several people some here on the forum even I wouldn't mind seeing on the back of a milk carton, not naming any names, initials or sexual orientations. ;) ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
 

angelbears

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Is this a mastiff forum? Or have I joined a gay chat site?

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Oh dear Mrcopley have you even visited the I'm a lesbian thread yet? If that is not your style there are a few threads where more than likely you can take communion and confess all your sins and leave feeling all clean and fuzzy. Perhaps you are fat? Yep, there is a thread for that too. Go there and you will be bashed and the next thing you know you will be running 3 miles a day and eating quinoa.

But seriously, you don't have to look to damn hard to find many helpful threads on mastiffs.