Ever thought about your dog harming you?

[lovebubbly713]

LMAO! Crazy as it may sound, I want a mastiff even more now!

 

[Cyndnelson]

Oh wow these are so awesome!! What a way to get a good laugh in at the start of my day!

Caesar used to nip the backs of my arms when he was a puppy but a few time outs secluded from us cured that bad habit. I've been taken out at the knees lots, especially in the winter at the dog park. There was one time he was playing and doing zoomies and then came barreling over to me and skidded into the back of my legs 3 times!! My pride was no where to be found but the other owner thought it was pretty hilarious.

Sounds like I've had it easy! No broken bones, chipped teeth, or hospital visits. And we don't allow Caesar on the bed or couch so no chance of suffocation.

 

[Cyndnelson]

Oh ya, and Caesar's favorite game is tug-o-war with a BALL so my hand has been bitten more times than I can count. He looses his noodle with excitement and starts to alligator chomp to get it back from you. Geez, I hate that game...

 

[Jenandchewie]

Oh ya, and Caesar's favorite game is tug-o-war with a BALL so my hand has been bitten more times than I can count. He looses his noodle with excitement and starts to alligator chomp to get it back from you. Geez, I hate that game...

Hahahaha! This is why I have changed to tug-o-war with very long items and lots of quick regrips when they lose it.

 

[riffy]

Speaking of suffocation... mine likes to lay across my chest to "see if I'm awake". The big goof! On the flip side I let him lay on my stomach when I watch tv in bed though. At least until he pops his head up from a noise or what ever, and blocks the view to the tv. Big difference laying on my stomach than on my chest & he seems to know it. One you can breath... not so much the other.

I had a new incident recently. My foot stool got up suddenly & ran away. I went flying up & back!

 

[TWW]

Well time for me to add to this, as the wife is going to the dentist Monday. She called his name and he was sleeping in front of the couch yesterday afternoon. well se moved to kiss him on the head. He heard her move and raised his had quick.

End result, she is now missing 2 teeth. front right tooth and next one over, and one hell of a bruise on right cheek.