What is the worse thing your dog has ever chewed up or ingested?

[baba_booey]

once my Shep Husky ate an entire box of the Nielson chocolates, the crispy crunch kind. i had put them under my drivers seat in my turbo Sprint and he managed to find it crawling around the footpedals under the steering wheel. seemed to have no ill effect though.

 

[raechiemay]

I forgot to add that my yorkie mix chewed 2 $20 iPhone cords in a matter of 2-3 months when she was younger. I took one of the cords & made a loose fitting necklace out of it & made her wear it for an hour. She never chewed cords after that.

 

[Hector]

I forgot to add that my yorkie mix chewed 2 $20 iPhone cords in a matter of 2-3 months when she was younger. I took one of the cords & made a loose fitting necklace out of it & made her wear it for an hour. She never chewed cords after that.

LOL! That seems to correct a lot of negative behaviors.

 

[Hector]

once my Shep Husky ate an entire box of the Nielson chocolates, the crispy crunch kind. i had put them under my drivers seat in my turbo Sprint and he managed to find it crawling around the footpedals under the steering wheel. seemed to have no ill effect though.

Now that sounds like a dog that would enjoy some "find it" games!

 

[Hector]

Okay the next question is HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL upon discovering the horrendous truth about the damaged/missing goods?

I know I was pissed beyond words when I came down at 2:30 in the morning to let dogs go potty and seeing the dusty concrete mess and having to clean it up and knowing I have work at 6:30....sooo pissed, so pissed. There's only two things that will send her into destructo mode - her tootsies or a thunderstorm....

 

[Sadies Mom]

I can not be mad at Sadie for chrewing on the remotes. I know she will do it even if I just leave to go to the bathroom. She has perfected her skill to the point, that by the time you get back from a potty break the remote is unrecognizable. I forgot to mention that I did find a AAA battery in the back yard as I was on poop clean up duty, 100% intact.

 

[Sullys dad]

Sully isn't really chewing on things, but recently I have to leash him outside because he will pick up and try to eat anything he can outside.

 

[Kez]

Flower- 2005 Harley Fat Boy 15th anniversary edition, did over $3700 worth of damage!!
a bag of charcoal, 5-7 bars of mice poison, opened a can of paint and it was EVERY where in the dog room!
all of these items were put up out of range or so I thought!!!

Holy crap man!

I am laughing my ass off at this thread.
I don't know how Georgia was as a pup, but she barely leaves a mark on her chew toys, she does however claim any small stuffed animals as her own drool buddy's. And has recently taken to disembowelling them lol oh and does like a wee nibble on daddy's ear lobes.

 

[Kez]

Oh forgot to mention,we have recently started recycling our waste food,which was in a little plastic baggy bursting with only food in it sitting on kitchen floor and Georgia had a wee sniff and walked away. Proud moment lol

 

[taraann81]

Ive been fortunate, the only thing my current 4 dogs have chewed was, my now 6 year old BM ate the firat flower ( a dried rose) my hubby ever gave to me....im sentimental like that so it made me sad. My husband, before he was my husband came home to work to a disater once....his (white) husky x, raided the fridge and chewed open and rolled in, walked in, and covered thw house in a BIG ottle of choclaye syrup....dog was fine.....carpet and light colored furniture not so much.

 

[goetsch4]

This thread is too funny!! So far Zoe hasn't swallowed anything but she does love leaves, socks, kitchen hand towels, and Kleenex. She has put some teeth marks in flip flops, my kitchen table legs and end table but they aren't too noticeable. She did scare me one day when I say her chewing on a magnetic clip from the fridge. 1/2 was gone and I was sure she must have ate it. Luckily I found it under the couch! She must have jumped up on the side of the fridge to get the clip because it was high up. She likes to counter surf but really we have been lucky so far...she is only 6 months old though. Our beagle/Basset ate a whole box of mint girl scout chocolates. Didn't get sick which was surprising.

 

[Hector]

Gotta love dogs!

 

[Bailey's Mom]

My old Beagle was a mastermind and my husky x was the muscle. Beagle could smell food items like a shark smells blood in the water. You could see his mind working out how to get to the prize. We'd always put the food high up or pushed to the back of the counter. The husky was tall enough to steal muffins and cookies for the Beagle. I'd come home and find the plate on the floor, the muffins gone (except for the paper liners) and the two dogs looking smug.
Beagle also learned how to move the chairs away from the table and use them to jump up to the top. We caught him once on the table still engaged in eating a bag of Christmas candy.
The Beagle was a terrible thief...wallets, keys, books....my father's false teeth...your drink (whiskey & gingerale)...underwear...coffee (hence his name: Coffee) you name it, if he couldn't drink or eat it he'd take it down to his nest in a old armchair in the basement and thoroughly slobber it.
Saddest thing: when we were all out and working and he was alone all day he became quite sad. I came home early once and he didn't meet me at the door, he was on the couch in the living room, just saddly gazing at me, and lined up on the floor in a straight line was an item from each of our bedrooms. I broke down crying. Poor old fellow,, he was lonely and crying out to us. We changed our schedules after that and he had company for lunch every day. Best dog ever.

 

[Jadotha]

My entire sofa!

A container (with a lid) full of my special 'death by chocolate' homemade chocolate chip cookes. I had used a 24 oz bag of Toll House chocolate chips. I had made sure the lid was secure and put the tin on top of our refridgerator. Our Dane somehow got it down, opened it and ate EVERY crumb. We had to rush him to the vet who stuffed him with charcoal. The moment he got back home, he barfed what seemed like an entire ocean of chocolate and charcoal all over the brick floor of our family room! I don't know if you've ever tried to clean liquid charcoal off brick, but it wasn't a pretty sight!! The dog was perfectly fine the next day.

 

[Bailey's Mom]

...container (with a lid) full of my special 'death by chocolate' homemade chocolate chip cookes.... We had to rush him to the vet who stuffed him with charcoal. The moment he got back home, he barfed what seemed like an entire ocean of chocolate and charcoal all over the brick floor of our family room!

Been there...done that. Funny story years after the fact, but at the time....all you want to do is scream and cry. And then the dog licks your tears away and it's alright again. You can't stay mad...they melt you with their honest concern.

 

[Jadotha]

It was real emotional coaster ride, lol!:

Finding the cookie crumbs and empty tin: WTH!!! Where are my cookies!???
Realising Roland had eaten ALL of them: :scared2:OMG

At the vet ray:, then Yay, he'll be ok!!!!

Then charcoal/chocolate flood

Then, Awwwwwwww

 

[Victoria93]

Other than the garage door opener kato has eaten ALL of my sandals, paper towels, $80 gaming headset and my coach bag.

Our last dog a dane ate a dozen chocolate muffins that were apparently not far enough back on the counter. An ER visit later he was all better and back to counter surfing.

 

[Jadotha]

Victoria

Did you have The Great Chacoal Flood, too?

 

[Hector]

Victoria

Did you have The Great Chacoal Flood, too?

Sorry, but for some reason I find the violent vomiting and explosive diarrhea ones the best because of how mad and horrified the owners must have been and I'm sure the cleaning was 10x more fun. LOL I'm lucky, I really am.

 

[Gunny]

Several pairs??? was this all at once or did it happen on more than 1 occasion? I don't know what my wife did, but Carma wont go near her shoes now. LOL. I don't think she hit her or anything but I'm pretty sure they had a couple of long talks about it.

Nope, one pair at a time and it's happened 3 or 4 times. I just usually blame her for leaving them where he can get them. I keep all of my footwear in the closet.