Hawk Eye Tom
Well-Known Member
My friend asked me the other day why I choose an English Mastiff for my dog and it made me think . I guess I have numerous reasons why .
1. I like big dogs
2. I like non aggressive dogs
3. I like loyal dogs
4. I like dogs that do not bark all the time
5. I like not having to bend down to pet my dog
6. I like not having to " HUNT" in the backyard for his droppings ( they are so big I can find them with ease )
7. I do not like dogs with spots
8. I do not like dogs that hold their tales up and show their " angry spider" all the time
9. I do not like dogs with a lot of white ( Saint Bernard is the only exception )
10. I do not like dogs with long hair ( Saint Bernard exception again )
11. I do not like " Popular " dogs
12. I do not like ANY dogs that Paris Hilton likes
These are just some of the reasons I choose the English Mastiff . What are yours ?
1. I like big dogs
2. I like non aggressive dogs
3. I like loyal dogs
4. I like dogs that do not bark all the time
5. I like not having to bend down to pet my dog
6. I like not having to " HUNT" in the backyard for his droppings ( they are so big I can find them with ease )
7. I do not like dogs with spots
8. I do not like dogs that hold their tales up and show their " angry spider" all the time
9. I do not like dogs with a lot of white ( Saint Bernard is the only exception )
10. I do not like dogs with long hair ( Saint Bernard exception again )
11. I do not like " Popular " dogs
12. I do not like ANY dogs that Paris Hilton likes
These are just some of the reasons I choose the English Mastiff . What are yours ?