Nik
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I was at our local Harvest Festival and one of the booths had some cute dog sweaters. I saw one that I wanted to get for Diesel but they all looked far too small. So I asked the lady running the booth if she had any larger sizes.
Now it may be the case that before heading to this booth I had just been to the "wine slushy" booth where they were giving free samples of their wine slushy mix using actual wine. It may also be the case that they had over 30 flavors. And it is entirely possible that I taste tested every single flavor and a couple of them twice to help me make a decision. It is also quite possible that I don't have a very good tolerance to alcohol since I just don't drink very often.
"Oh no. I find that owners of smaller dogs are the ones that like to dress them up." She said.
"Oh," I replied wrinkling my nose in distaste. "I don't much care for smaller dogs. I never really saw the point. If you want a small pet then you can get a cat . They can catch mice and bugs for you but small dogs really don't have much purpose."
I am fairly positive that my face was scrunched up in my "yuck" face as I pictured all of the little rude ankle biters who treated my big beautiful angel dogs horribly over the year. Aggressive little untrained furry Napoleans. And why should they get all the clothes and the cute stuff? They are basically only over grown rats anyhow.
Stuck in my train of thought it took me a minute before I noticed that the lady I had been speaking to seemed to be turning various shades of red and purple and looked rather angry.
"Little dogs certainly do have a purpose!" she sputtered. "They are companions and can be service dogs and..."
She was working herself up into a real rage and it didn't look particularly healthy.
"Oh. Well yes of course they can be great companions. Ummm... Ya that's great. Okay. Bye." And with that I fled.
So before those of you who have loved little dogs get angered with me. I will say that I have met a few little dogs that I liked. But, whereas it is only a handful of little dogs that I have liked. I pretty much have universally loved every large dog I have ever come in contact with. And yes I do know that it is the owner's fault when the dog acts like a little poop. But, as we have all discussed most small dog owners seem to think it is totally cool to not train their little dust bunnies.
Now it may be the case that before heading to this booth I had just been to the "wine slushy" booth where they were giving free samples of their wine slushy mix using actual wine. It may also be the case that they had over 30 flavors. And it is entirely possible that I taste tested every single flavor and a couple of them twice to help me make a decision. It is also quite possible that I don't have a very good tolerance to alcohol since I just don't drink very often.
"Oh no. I find that owners of smaller dogs are the ones that like to dress them up." She said.
"Oh," I replied wrinkling my nose in distaste. "I don't much care for smaller dogs. I never really saw the point. If you want a small pet then you can get a cat . They can catch mice and bugs for you but small dogs really don't have much purpose."
I am fairly positive that my face was scrunched up in my "yuck" face as I pictured all of the little rude ankle biters who treated my big beautiful angel dogs horribly over the year. Aggressive little untrained furry Napoleans. And why should they get all the clothes and the cute stuff? They are basically only over grown rats anyhow.
Stuck in my train of thought it took me a minute before I noticed that the lady I had been speaking to seemed to be turning various shades of red and purple and looked rather angry.
"Little dogs certainly do have a purpose!" she sputtered. "They are companions and can be service dogs and..."
She was working herself up into a real rage and it didn't look particularly healthy.
"Oh. Well yes of course they can be great companions. Ummm... Ya that's great. Okay. Bye." And with that I fled.
So before those of you who have loved little dogs get angered with me. I will say that I have met a few little dogs that I liked. But, whereas it is only a handful of little dogs that I have liked. I pretty much have universally loved every large dog I have ever come in contact with. And yes I do know that it is the owner's fault when the dog acts like a little poop. But, as we have all discussed most small dog owners seem to think it is totally cool to not train their little dust bunnies.