A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you*re here.* He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.* Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?* he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep*, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I*m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.* The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?*
‘I'm Moses.* replied the bird. ‘Moses?* the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?*
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.*