Your most embarrassing moment...

[Mooshi's Mummy]

****the one where you wished the earth would open up and swallow you whole!

Years ago I was with my boyfriend at the time, it was Christmas and we were doing a bit of shopping. I was standing looking at some Christmas decorations and he was beside me, well I thought he was becuase when I put my hand out to grab his bum I soon learned he wasnt standing beside me some other bloke was! The look I got was horrid, I felt like crawling under the nearest rock. I mumbled an OMG I am so sorry I thought you were someone else, ran to find my boyfriend and burst in to tears.

So come on...what have you done that you can only share with us faceless forum people being secure in the knowledge you will never really have to face us.

 

[raechiemay]

Not technically me, but I was there & it was my stepdad so probably equally embarrassing. Me, my mom & my stepdad were walking through Target one day just looking at stuff. My stepdad was pushing the cart & you could tell he was very bored with the items my mom & I were looking at. So he walked past us in the isle, turned the corner & went up the next isle. Next thing I know I hear a lady say "OMG!!!" And my stepdad responds, while laughing, "I'm sorry I didn't know anyone was behind me!!" Apparently he turned to go up the next isle, farted & as soon as he did a lady walked straight into the fumes & even heard him fart. I went to go see where he was & she was walking away with a look of disgust on her face & I just said "I don't know you". Lol

 

[cwayaustx]

ray:There's no way in hell I am going to tell y'all about the time I sharted myself after a weekend of drinking natural light keg beer.





Ps, you guys get embarrassed way too easily...

 

[angelbears]

When I couldn't take all of CW!

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

Oh come on guys play fair...CW I want details. AB - give it up chic, post the damn video!

Raech - I would have killed myself laughing, that is a superb story and I hope you tell your stepdad you shared it with us.

 

[raechiemay]

LOL I only referred to that story as it was the first one that popped into my mind. He has no shame so I'm sure he wouldn't care who I told it to!

I'll have to think on anything that has happened to me...probably nothing all that bad if I can't remember anything.

 

[NeSaxena]

When my boyfriend (now husband) pulled my shorts down in jest.
In the living room.
With the windows open.
In an apartment complex.
While my mom and sister were home.
In the same room.






Me commando. 'Nuff said.

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

ok so now you gotta tell me if your mom and sister laughed or disowned you for marrying him...

 

[motolyn]

I have no qualms sharing this as I highly doubt I will ever meet any of you in real life.


I shat in my pants after eating a very spicy Indian dinner, I just started dating this guy and oh god I don't even remember what excuse I used as I ran past him into his bathroom and showered.

 

[cwayaustx]

Details?? really?? I drank two kegs of natural light beer, thought it was a fart and it turned out to be the hershey squirts....

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

I have no qualms sharing this as I highly doubt I will ever meet any of you in real life.


I shat in my pants after eating a very spicy Indian dinner, I just started dating this guy and oh god I don't even remember what excuse I used as I ran past him into his bathroom and showered.

was there another date??

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

Details?? really?? I drank two kegs of natural light beer, thought it was a fart and it turned out to be the hershey squirts....

hahahaha! i hope you were at home when it happened?

 

[cwayaustx]

No,and was nowhere near a shower. It sucked...long ago but one of the reasons I don't drink cheap alcohol..

 

[motolyn]

Whole story.....

We had just come back from eating at a spicy Indian restaurant. I had been driving so I told him I would drop him off and go park the car. As I was walking to his apt. I felt that old familiar feeling, you know the one that feels like your butt is going to explode and with each step it feels like I was prairie dogging it. LONGEST walk of my life, add on that I had to climb a flight stairs, well I just didn't make it. I knocked on his door, pushed him aside when he opened it and ran into his bathroom. Cleaned up myself and my jeans in the shower and then proceeded to take the clothes and wash them in his laundry room after. Seriously I blacked out on what I told him was wrong. Needless to say we dated for like 4 more months after that.

Yeah.......... I have plenty of other moments such as when I jumped off a cliff in Hawaii and some how managed to land on my butt when I hit the water. The force was so hard that it (I"m laughing so hard its hard to type this) it spread my butt cheeks and tore some skin and my older sister who is a nurse had to spread my cheeks and bandage me. I have no sense of embarrassment right now.

 

[AKBull]

I'll preface this with saying most guys have that one pair of pants with a small hole in the crotch...

I was at the dog park last year. We just ended the walk and I was squating down in back of my truck to help Junior in when my pants experienced a catastrophic failure in the groin region. That "small hole" created a gaping fault line that started from the balls (which were now exposed because I'm going commando), and shot straight up my back side. Now I'm still in the squat position, cupping Junior's rear paw and all I can do is continue the lifting motion to get the job over, while my sack sways in the light afternoon breeze.
I don't know who was walking behind me in the parking lot when this happened, but I know they stopped for a second, and then started walking again. All I could do it take my jacket off and tie it around my waist.

 

[motolyn]

AK I'm sorry I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. You made my Friday morning so much better. Also I have to say that this too happened to my husband.

 

[raechiemay]

Lmao!!!! These are awesome. Have to say I've never shit my pants. Lol

 

[Kujo]

Wore a dress to a family event....after the day was over my man tells me "you know that dress is see through right?"

"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME BEFORE!?" wasn't very happy with my man that day luckily it was my family and not his.

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

I have to admit I can totally relate to the not quite making it to the toilet on time....i have had many near misses where i didnt quite make it all the way but luckily never followed through completely. there is nothing worse than the fear and terror when you know that no matter how fast or slow you walk, how tightly you clutch you ass, you are simply just not going to make it. i have been out with the dogs on more than one evening taking them on a street walk when the gripping pain stabs your belly, the grumble starts and you have to head for home praying that you make it all the way, but with every step you are checking out peoples gardens for a good hedge that may be required to quickly dive behind. all the while praying you have a tissue in your pocket or wondering if a stranger would open the door to you and let you use their loo and hand on to your two huge dogs.

 

[AKBull]

wondering if a stranger would open the door to you and let you use their loo and hand on to your two huge dogs.

Hi! Mind if I kill your bathroom? Great! Hold these.