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ruthcatrin

Well-Known Member
(Yes, I spelled that wrong deliberetly. If you don't get the reference don't worry about it.)

Ok, so we've all had tons of threads on some of the idiots we've seen on craigslist. Either blatent BYBs out to breed for money, or flat out scammers.

So, lets have a thread dedicated to them and the discussion on them. If at all possible please post not only a link to the ad, but also a screen shot of it as they tend to go away fairly quickly.

I'll start it off:

Tebetian mastiff mix puppies

craigslist.jpg

I've sent off an interested email asking for pics of the parents, we'll see what they say.
 

ruby55

Well-Known Member
***************************FREE TO GOOD HOME**************************


CL washington, DC district of columbia all community pets

Reply to: see below flag [SUP][?][/SUP] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: a day ago
***************************FREE TO GOOD HOME************************** (or moderately decent one)

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Hi, I have a 2 year old pure bred Great Shepdanepoo that needs to be re-homed. That's right he's a one of kind designer mutt. His mom was a German Shepherd and dad a Great Dane. Heck there might be some unicorn in there. I threw in the poo b/c it seems to make him more appealing.

Sadly I can't keep him anymore. When I first adopted him I never ever thought that I might have to move. Apparently, no pets are allowed anywhere in this country besides where I currently live. Also, I think I'm pregnant so it's okay to give him up, right? I would never do that to my future kid though. Don't worry I'll never tell my child I owned a dog only to give him up. B/c that would be teaching him or her that when life gets hard just dump your problems onto someone else and make excuses for your own lack of responsibility.

Anyways, this dog is annoying. He requires a solid exercise routine. I have to exercise him mentally and physically (that's right both kinds of exercise) for 3 hours almost everyday. I have to be out of the house by 5 am (rain or shine) to go on a bike ride with him for 45 mins. Then I play fetch, tug o war, hide n seek and other games. Followed by some training. This is all done before I go to work so he can stay asleep in his crate until I come back about 8 hours later. When I do come back I have to play with him some more, ughhhh. If I don't do this he whines and yelps the rest of the day. Who would have thought that a GSD mix would have this much energy.

He slobbers and farts a lot. He always manages to get water onto my kitchen floor instead of into his mouth. He eats everything, seriously, everything. I have to make sure that my floors are free of socks, leather/cloth materials, tissue paper, really any paper, certain shoes and small plastic things b/c he will eat it. I have to be so tidy and clean now, its frustrating. He snores like a trombone. Don't be fooled by his 80 lb body my friend b/c he is a lap dog, whether you like it or not. He barks like a maniac at anyone who walks past my fenced backyard (esp. if he hasn't been exercised). Meaning, I actually have to go outside and tell him to be quiet, otherwise he won't stop. He tracks in a s*** ton of mud. When he's sick I have to take him to the vet or else he just lies there looking lifeless. Btws, who would have thought that seeking services from a professional who went to school for 8 years or so would be expensive, really. Blows my mind.

He is great w/ kids, cats, and other dogs. But he must be supervised while around them b/c of his size. He is not super friendly towards adult strangers, just aloof. In fact, don't expect to be walking Lassie down the street. He is no eye candy. When I baby sit my mom's pure/well bred husky everybody runs up to me. Sh** ppl stop cars to come pet the husky. But when I walk my dog most ppl. just want to get to the other side of the street to avoid him; I guess he is scary looking . He does walk well on a leash but you need to be strong and firm b/c if he sees a rabbit, fox, deer, squirrel, or bicyclist (random right) he will try to run after it. So you must know how to handle that situation (and hitting him is not handling it).

All in all, when I first went to go adopt a dog I was really looking for a dog like lassie. He is nothing like it. What a disappointment.

He is up to date on all his shots, according to the second family that returned him to the shelter. Yep, his balls are gone but the his sack is still there.

I've changed my mind he is no longer free. There is a re-homing fee of $300.00. I want to recoup some of the money I spent on him. Heck, I'll even throw in the cat for free. She is also a lot of work; I have to clean her litter box everyday, pet her and play with her w/ a piece of string. I just don't think I have time or money for that.

Never mind, who am I kidding. Despite everything I mentioned above I love him to death. This dog loves me despite the many flaws I have. He has loved me better than most men I have been with. And I am willing to put in the time, money and effort to keep him. B/c I know that this kind of unconditional love is hard to come by. Hope everyone here may come to that realization themselves.



  • Location: or moderately decent one
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4223493585
Posted: a day ago
Updated: about 2 hours ago
email to a friend


No contact info? if the poster didn't include a phone number, email, or

 

musicdeb

Well-Known Member
***************************free to good home**************************


cl washington, dc district of columbia all community pets

reply to: See below flag [sup][?][/sup] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of posted: A day ago
***************************free to good home************************** (or moderately decent one)

00q0q_3tiqataqmde_600x450.jpg



hi, i have a 2 year old pure bred great shepdanepoo that needs to be re-homed. That's right he's a one of kind designer mutt. His mom was a german shepherd and dad a great dane. Heck there might be some unicorn in there. I threw in the poo b/c it seems to make him more appealing.

Sadly i can't keep him anymore. When i first adopted him i never ever thought that i might have to move. Apparently, no pets are allowed anywhere in this country besides where i currently live. Also, i think i'm pregnant so it's okay to give him up, right? I would never do that to my future kid though. Don't worry i'll never tell my child i owned a dog only to give him up. B/c that would be teaching him or her that when life gets hard just dump your problems onto someone else and make excuses for your own lack of responsibility.

Anyways, this dog is annoying. He requires a solid exercise routine. I have to exercise him mentally and physically (that's right both kinds of exercise) for 3 hours almost everyday. I have to be out of the house by 5 am (rain or shine) to go on a bike ride with him for 45 mins. Then i play fetch, tug o war, hide n seek and other games. Followed by some training. This is all done before i go to work so he can stay asleep in his crate until i come back about 8 hours later. When i do come back i have to play with him some more, ughhhh. If i don't do this he whines and yelps the rest of the day. Who would have thought that a gsd mix would have this much energy.

He slobbers and farts a lot. He always manages to get water onto my kitchen floor instead of into his mouth. He eats everything, seriously, everything. I have to make sure that my floors are free of socks, leather/cloth materials, tissue paper, really any paper, certain shoes and small plastic things b/c he will eat it. I have to be so tidy and clean now, its frustrating. He snores like a trombone. Don't be fooled by his 80 lb body my friend b/c he is a lap dog, whether you like it or not. He barks like a maniac at anyone who walks past my fenced backyard (esp. If he hasn't been exercised). Meaning, i actually have to go outside and tell him to be quiet, otherwise he won't stop. He tracks in a s*** ton of mud. When he's sick i have to take him to the vet or else he just lies there looking lifeless. Btws, who would have thought that seeking services from a professional who went to school for 8 years or so would be expensive, really. Blows my mind.

He is great w/ kids, cats, and other dogs. But he must be supervised while around them b/c of his size. He is not super friendly towards adult strangers, just aloof. In fact, don't expect to be walking lassie down the street. He is no eye candy. When i baby sit my mom's pure/well bred husky everybody runs up to me. Sh** ppl stop cars to come pet the husky. But when i walk my dog most ppl. Just want to get to the other side of the street to avoid him; i guess he is scary looking . He does walk well on a leash but you need to be strong and firm b/c if he sees a rabbit, fox, deer, squirrel, or bicyclist (random right) he will try to run after it. So you must know how to handle that situation (and hitting him is not handling it).

All in all, when i first went to go adopt a dog i was really looking for a dog like lassie. He is nothing like it. What a disappointment.

He is up to date on all his shots, according to the second family that returned him to the shelter. Yep, his balls are gone but the his sack is still there.

I've changed my mind he is no longer free. There is a re-homing fee of $300.00. I want to recoup some of the money i spent on him. Heck, i'll even throw in the cat for free. She is also a lot of work; i have to clean her litter box everyday, pet her and play with her w/ a piece of string. I just don't think i have time or money for that.

Never mind, who am i kidding. Despite everything i mentioned above i love him to death. This dog loves me despite the many flaws i have. He has loved me better than most men i have been with. And i am willing to put in the time, money and effort to keep him. B/c i know that this kind of unconditional love is hard to come by. Hope everyone here may come to that realization themselves.



  • location: Or moderately decent one
  • it's not ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
posting id: 4223493585
posted: A day ago
updated: About 2 hours ago
email to a friend


no contact info? If the poster didn't include a phone number, email, or

wtf?
 

DDSK

Well-Known Member
Sounds like this person bit off more than they could chew, it is a shame for the dog though hopefully he will get a new owner that will spend the time with him that he needs to become a great doggie citizen.
 

ruby55

Well-Known Member
This was posted on CL in DC; it's a pretty sarcastic rendering of some of the stupid CL posts for free to a good home, & the lame reasons people come up with.
I've been scanning my CL to contribute some winners like yours, Ruth; but I'm not finding any. I'm pretty sure it's not because folks here are not dishonest, or stupid. I'm pretty sure they're so stupid they can't figure out how to post on CL.
 

ruthcatrin

Well-Known Member
They come and go here. But the combination of miss-spelling and blatent not the dog advertised is pretty bad.....

And no, they've not responded to my email yet!
 

Hector

Well-Known Member
http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/pet/4251803487.html

"
[h=2] People Interested in Helping to Create a New (Breed of Mastiff??)[/h]
Hi
For a few years I have had an idea to creat a different breed of mastiff. From research into the akc I have learned tht at least 14 individuals or families must be dedicated to the creation of a new breed. I realize this will be a lifelong process for me and am hoping to find fellow dog lovers with a similar interest in the mastiff breeds. I love mastiffs and Danes all breeds and nationalities lol, I have looked into the bandogge mastiff and it is almos the opposite of what I want to create in a new mastiff breed. I'm looking to bring out more of the family qualities in the dog and breed out as much as I can of the prey drive most of these breeds have been bred with. I want a dog that by size an look alone will deter a criminal yet can not be relied upon to attack an intruder. All bark and no bite lol. And actually not much bark either. A lower energy dog as most mastiffs and a healthy dog unlike most. So a calm sweet dog without the tendency to be alpha or territorial, a dog that wants to be family that would not do well as an outside dog.
I will also going for a particular look, a similar body type to a European Great Dane and the more bully look of the Dogue de Bordeaux or bullmastiff in the face and width of chest. Some of te extra skin of the Neapolitan mastiff. The colors of the Dane and the different hair types, smooth(like a Great Dane or Dogue), wire(like a wolfhound), and and long(like a leonberger, also a breed wanted for personality)
If you might be interested and can be dedicated to creating a new and improved mastiff breed please contact me.
Thank you "
 

Smokeycat

Well-Known Member
Well at least they are being honest, if more than slightly misguided. It sounds like a bad physical mix they want tall, skinny with a huge head.
 

ruthcatrin

Well-Known Member
Someone want to explain to them that just by requiring those physical charactoristics they've doomed their "new breed" to massive health problems??

......

Anyway, got another one, possibly not a scammer, but definetly an idiot:

http://watertown.craigslist.org/pet/4242129105.html

I need to find my beautiful pit a home for life she's just under 2 she's up to date on her shots. There's a rehoming fee of 100 to ensure she gets the home she deserves. She's great with my mastiff. I hate to get rid of her but we have fallen on hard times and with Christmas around the corner we can't afford to keep as many animals. If interested pls text me at *********

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NYDDB

Well-Known Member
Someone want to explain to them that just by requiring those physical charactoristics they've doomed their "new breed" to massive health problems??

......

Anyway, got another one, possibly not a scammer, but definetly an idiot:

http://watertown.craigslist.org/pet/4242129105.html

I need to find my beautiful pit a home for life she's just under 2 she's up to date on her shots. There's a rehoming fee of 100 to ensure she gets the home she deserves. She's great with my mastiff. I hate to get rid of her but we have fallen on hard times and with Christmas around the corner we can't afford to keep as many animals. If interested pls text me at *********

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WTH does Christmas have to do with anything?!?!?!

I hope she finally gets the home she deserves...