What has your Mastiff eaten?

[northernmastiff]

Not my EM again but my Staffie cross got into the cold room on my wedding day and ate part of my wedding cake. Thankfully, it was just one tier (the smallest) and the other two were untouched but it went from a 3 tier cake to a 2 tier cake. I started crying when I saw it but then I couldn't stop laughing because my mother in law was trying to salvage the eaten tier and my husband said, "We'll give that cake to the family members we don't like." He was such a pain (the dog) but so worth it.

Daisy hasn't really chewed anything yet but she is still young so there is still time.

 

[Tibleti]

Mine has been enjoying Christmas cookies today and was very upset when we cut him off...he's addicted to the chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips (my husband likes the dough for choc chip cookies, but isn't really into the chocolate, so I usually make a batch that doesn't have any chips).

 

[AKBull]

Ok, Junior can add one of dads winter boots to his list...

 

[fila4me]

Flower has eaten:
my bf's $20,000 Harley Davidson FatBoy
charcoal
numerous kiddie pools
the backdoor(nice big hole in it)
baby dolls
stuffed animals-too many to count
my little ponies
9 blankets
5 dog beds-that were not hers!!
a big wheel
siding
roofing shingles
dog collars-not her own
dryer sheets only recovered 23 out of 80
2liter dr pepper-full of soda
1lb of deli ham
demolished a can of paint and had it all over her evenin her mouth
canoe paddles
4 pr of my dd's pants
weed killer in the industrial size container
2 qts of oil

that's all I can think of now!

 

[Tibleti]

Wow, Flower!

 

[fila4me]

Wow, Flower!

she has been a very naughty girl, thought the Harley was her undoing!!The guy at the bike shop was about to die. He couldn't keep a straight face.The bill ended up being right around $7000.

 

[Midget90]

Aside from chewing shoes and a small puzzle bambi hasn't eaten much yet but my moms lad on the other hand.....

5 couches left nothing but frame!! one was a 1500.00 leather couch...
shoes at least a pair a week for 8 years!
the bathroom door tv remote
satellite receiver
more socks and underwear than one 10 people would wear in a life time..
leashes
collars
a few $20 steaks a summer
a screen door
dog bowls
a couple bed frames
to many blankets
pillows
the list goes on and on and on but I will stop there.. and not blockages he still lives happily today at 8 years of age.. now her saint bernard seems to have learned all the tricks lol

 

[HappyHound]

Wow! I thought my lovely 9mo Corso puppy was excessive, but not in comparison to the posts here.

Socks, of course, were the delicacy of preference for a while. Newspapers are still fun on a dull day. No shoes, but he graduated to cushions and couch parts. Then floor coverings

I had to take him to the vet after he had a rug overdose and started acting like he had a blockage, it was a bit of a rush as I am a fair way away from the vets. When I got him back they were very insistent I view the 1.5m piece of rug edging they had er, pulled, entire, from the other end. He'd eaten the whole thing without chewing it, like it was a piece of spaghetti. They cleaned it and kept it in a jar for some reason. I had to reassure them that I had seen the edging tape while it was still on the rug and didn't need to confirm it's identification because I trusted their judgement. By the end of that little chat we were all rolling round laughing

Fortunately he didn't require surgery but he was touch and go for a while

He's just come out of the omnivore stage thank heavens, it was getting a bit wearing coming home from work and finding bits of the house all over the house. I rewarded him with praise and treats every time I came home to find a clean house, and ignored him for a night if something was chewed up and it worked really well.

 

[Hunnibunni]

My Boerboel was about 6 months old when she unravelled a piece of carpet and ate it. We didnt realize until many months later that unravelled, that piece of carpet was 6 feet long & sitting in her stomach

We had xrays but nothing showed (carpet wouldnt show, who knew!) except the rocks she was ingesting to help push the mass through. She was terribly sick, even went into septic shock on New Years that year.

We had NO idea that the carpet was in her and were actually debating putting her down because she was barely able to walk, couldnt eat, barely drank (if she did, she puked). What little food she got down, passed in a horrible explosion: wherever she was laying. She cried all.the.time. My heart broke for her daily.

When she passed it, it was dark outside & I thought it was her intestines. I freaked. We had to extract the remainder on the spot.

She hasn't eaten a thing that wasn't her food since: no joke!